1 00:00:00,301 --> 00:00:02,462 Our study group was a well-oiled machine. 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,733 Drew was in charge and I was second in command, 3 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:06,399 responsible for two things. 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:10,433 Class notes. Yep, I got the notes right here. 5 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:14,175 And keeping Cole occupied while we did the real work. 6 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,513 Babe, these wheelie shoes are sick. 7 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,450 Okay, I'll just be walking next to someone, 8 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:20,613 then I'll start rolling, and they're like, "What?" 9 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,953 And I'm like, "Later, Tevas." God. Where should I go next? 10 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:31,627 What in the heck do you have on the bottom of those sneakers, champ? 11 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:34,293 Are... Are those wheels? 12 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:38,428 Would you show me your glide? Go ahead, roll them on out. 13 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:39,962 Get your glide on. 14 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:43,702 Dr. Cox was scary when he was in his regular mood, 15 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:47,305 but him in a good mood was utterly terrifying. 16 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,308 Well, are you all dying to know why I'm in such a festive mood? 17 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,319 'Cause you're about to do something horrible to us? 18 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:57,688 Drew, you and your worthless classmates have just won 19 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:02,185 an all-expenses-paid trip to Hell Week. 20 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:06,666 Six days and seven nights of tests, term papers and group projects. 21 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:10,500 By the end of the week, one of you is going to have a psychotic break. 22 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:13,439 How darn good is it to be me right about now? 23 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:17,274 Just this side of fabulous is the answer. Just this side of fabulous. 24 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,642 As much as Dr. Cox loved torturing us, 25 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:23,980 Dr. Turk enjoyed all the perks of being Chief of Surgery. 26 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:29,181 Whoo! 27 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,884 What a day. 28 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,260 T-Dog! Looking-good five! 29 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,231 Mmm! Mmm! Ha, ha! 30 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,726 Where's my pastry? 31 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,434 - Too sugary. - Hey. Nothing's too sugary, woman. 32 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,168 Tell that to your diabetes. 33 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,938 So, you worked hard all these years to become Chief of Surgery 34 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:53,242 - just so people would kiss your ass. - No. I get a parking spot, too. 35 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,271 Plus, I get to nickname people whatever I want. 36 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:59,548 Hey, what's up, Mac-and-Cheese? Aw, snap. Ham-and-Cheese. 37 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:01,782 Oh, Rain-maker in the house! What's happening? 38 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:03,318 Oh, hi. 39 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,856 - What was that? - Oh, we're taking a break. 40 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,418 Since when? What? 41 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,861 Well, we said "I love you" to each other, 42 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:13,060 and it's horrible and gross and I hate myself and him. 43 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:18,130 Every week is already Hell Week. How could it get any worse? 44 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,997 Hey, did you have Hell Week at your med school? 45 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,908 Yeah. It stressed me out so much my throat seized up for, like, a year. 46 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,070 God. How bad was it? 47 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:42,789 Not going to lie. It left a few psychological marks. 48 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:46,288 One of you is probably going to crack. I'm looking at you, Jet Li. 49 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,700 But, hey, good luck. Rooting for you. 50 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:53,867 All right, Drew. You're our leader. Let's get this going. 51 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:56,399 Get what going? I rarely listen to you people. 52 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,274 Seriously, Big D, if I fail out of here, 53 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,542 I gotta go to med school in the Caribbean. 54 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:03,209 Dude, I don't speak Carribesian! So, tell us what to do. 55 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:06,413 All right, why does this always have to fall on me? I don't have the plan. 56 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,216 I don't have the answer to every damn question. 57 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:11,356 Hey, Drew's right. Everybody, back up, give him some space. 58 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,992 He'll figure out the plan and then text us. 59 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:28,634 Oh, hell, no. 60 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,574 Yo! Somebody's parked in my spot. 61 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:34,911 Boo-hoo. It takes me 11 minutes to pee. 62 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:37,679 Do you guys know who DOC XTREME is? 63 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,049 Russell Vaughn. 64 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,054 Surgeon, best-selling author, wrote some book 65 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:44,421 about doctoring in the Third World called Rebel Without a Co-Pay. 66 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,686 "'What am I supposed to do? ' 67 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:50,356 "'Take the bullet out of his mistress's jaw or take a bullet of your own."' 68 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,865 I did the surgery and he shot me anyway. 69 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,792 By the way, that mistress is now my wife. 70 00:03:56,937 --> 00:04:00,338 Yes, he is a bit of a douche, but every time he shows up here 71 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,638 he raises millions for the hospital. 72 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:06,203 And he has nailed some top-shelf international strange. 73 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:07,872 - How... - Greetings. 74 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,348 Hi. Dr. Russell Vaughn. 75 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:12,181 Yeah, I'm Dr. Christopher Duncan Turk, Chief of Surgery. 76 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:15,780 - Listen, man, you parked in my spot. - Okay, I'm sorry. 77 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:18,314 You know, I have to remind myself that I'm back in the States, 78 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:21,294 - where status is everything. - It's not everything. 79 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:25,526 It's just that my spot's in the shade, and I have leather seats, 80 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:28,729 and my seats get warm when the sun hits them. 81 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:29,827 I also just recently... 82 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,873 You're going to want to stop talking now. 83 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,010 Hey. 84 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,810 I just needed a moment of peace and quiet. 85 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,875 The other students will not stop asking me questions. 86 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:50,379 Oh, please, I have a hospital full of incompetents hammering me 87 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:54,121 with asinine questions every second of every day. 88 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,422 Doctor Cox, your patient in three is septic. 89 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,159 Antibiotics or vasopressors? 90 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,325 Antibiotics first. 91 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:02,859 That wasn't so dumb. 92 00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:05,062 Wait for it. 93 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,164 Oh. Did you get my request for scrubs 94 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:09,937 that hug a little closer to my wham-bam? 95 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:13,139 Thank you, Todd, for being the example to a point 96 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,774 - that you don't understand. - You're welcome. 97 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,844 I didn't ask to be put in charge. 98 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:21,980 I know, Number One, but that's who we are. 99 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:26,516 We have been blessed and cursed with intelligence and wonderful hair. 100 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,027 And people follow. 101 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:30,394 You're just going to have to deal with that the rest of your life. 102 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,523 No. I'm done babysitting. 103 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:36,229 I don't want to be a leader. I just want to be a good doctor. 104 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:37,760 Fair enough. 105 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:41,468 Um... 106 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,339 Is there something I can help you with, Russell? 107 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:45,072 Actually, I'm helping you. 108 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,979 Dr. Cox told me to jump onto any cases that interested me. 109 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:51,143 I've got everything under control in this room. 110 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:54,211 Why don't you go and Russell up your own case? 111 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,286 Clever. I was just telling Irene here that it looks as though 112 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:01,590 she's going to need a septal myomectomy. 113 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:05,325 Russell, I'll decide which treatment is best for my patients. 114 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,402 We'll probably go with what he said. 115 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:16,832 Eleven minutes to answer a page? Really embarrassing. 116 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,242 It's 4:00 in the morning. 117 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:22,044 Hey, Bed-Head, what are those? Horses on your pajamas? 118 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:25,711 Well, I didn't do my laundry. I have nothing else to wear. 119 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,221 Except more horse pajamas. 120 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:31,152 Here are the case histories for your group projects. 121 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,920 You will test, diagnose 122 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,623 and come up with treatments for each of your fake patients. 123 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:39,928 You will then present your findings in three days. 124 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,959 Number One, you don't have to work with these stooges anymore. 125 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:45,437 I have a very special project for you. 126 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,033 Where's the rich jackass? 127 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,107 I love Hell Week. 128 00:07:17,967 --> 00:07:20,026 So, what's my project? 129 00:07:20,069 --> 00:07:25,530 Your project is to avoid them. They are vampires. 130 00:07:25,574 --> 00:07:29,135 Time-sucking monsters who will torture you with stupid questions, 131 00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:32,909 mind-numbing incompetence and petty emotional problems. 132 00:07:32,949 --> 00:07:35,509 "I'm so stressed I feel like I want to kill myself." 133 00:07:35,551 --> 00:07:37,678 Well, what are you waiting for? Do it. 134 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,816 Okay. Great. So, what exactly is my project? 135 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:46,554 I want you to focus on yourself, on your abilities, 136 00:07:46,595 --> 00:07:50,531 on becoming the amazing doctor I know you can be. 137 00:07:50,566 --> 00:07:51,692 Thank you so much. 138 00:07:51,734 --> 00:07:55,670 Again, really unclear about what my project is. 139 00:07:55,705 --> 00:07:58,071 You're just going to shadow me and stay the hell away from them. 140 00:07:58,107 --> 00:08:00,075 - Listen to me, son... - Hey, Drew. 141 00:08:01,277 --> 00:08:03,108 Go. Save yourself. 142 00:08:03,145 --> 00:08:05,670 - What? - Run! 143 00:08:05,715 --> 00:08:08,275 Hello, Blondie, is there anything I can do for you? 144 00:08:08,317 --> 00:08:11,047 Uh, I was just going to ask Drew 145 00:08:11,087 --> 00:08:13,055 who he thought the next leader of our group should be. 146 00:08:13,689 --> 00:08:16,249 You. You're the one. 147 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:18,058 Yeah. You think so? 148 00:08:18,094 --> 00:08:20,892 No, I just said that because you're the first one I saw. 149 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:25,190 Jambo, Doctors. Jambo. 150 00:08:25,234 --> 00:08:27,225 That's Swahili for "Hello" or "Good morning." 151 00:08:27,269 --> 00:08:29,567 Oh, is it, really? 'Cause I know what it means. 152 00:08:29,605 --> 00:08:34,167 I had Jambo Juice this morning. A Berry Blast with an Echinacea Boost. 153 00:08:34,210 --> 00:08:36,269 It was delicious. I'm going to live forever. 154 00:08:36,312 --> 00:08:39,179 You'll be dead. I'll be alive, though. I'll be alive. 155 00:08:39,215 --> 00:08:41,911 Wow. Sure you didn't get a Femboost in there? 156 00:08:41,951 --> 00:08:43,111 That was pretty catty. 157 00:08:43,152 --> 00:08:45,677 It's just that Russell ticks me off, you know? 158 00:08:45,721 --> 00:08:49,213 He comes in here with his book and his rope bracelets 159 00:08:49,258 --> 00:08:51,692 and his wanting to help me with surgeries. 160 00:08:51,727 --> 00:08:55,891 - I don't need anybody's help. - Yeah. This isn't about surgery. 161 00:08:55,931 --> 00:08:59,423 This is about all the attention Russell's getting. You're jealous. 162 00:08:59,635 --> 00:09:01,125 If I'm going to be jealous of someone, 163 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:05,539 it's going to be a dude who could breathe underwater or Serena Williams. 164 00:09:05,574 --> 00:09:08,475 That ass is righteous. 165 00:09:08,511 --> 00:09:12,003 I'm just saying. Kind of acting like a 13-year-old girl. 166 00:09:12,048 --> 00:09:13,606 - Oh, my God, there's Drew. - Yeah. 167 00:09:13,649 --> 00:09:15,014 - Did he see me? - Yes. 168 00:09:15,051 --> 00:09:16,643 - Is he coming over here? - Yes, he is. 169 00:09:16,685 --> 00:09:18,084 - Crap. - Hey, Drew. 170 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,917 Hey. Oh! 171 00:09:20,356 --> 00:09:26,886 - Hey, there, you. - Afternoon, good sir. 172 00:09:26,929 --> 00:09:29,022 Your face is looking quite normal. 173 00:09:29,131 --> 00:09:30,155 Oh... 174 00:09:37,406 --> 00:09:38,703 - All right. - Okay... 175 00:09:38,741 --> 00:09:39,867 - Okay. - Yeah. 176 00:09:44,213 --> 00:09:47,546 So, I thought we could start with a little bonding game. 177 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:50,017 Two Truths and a Lie. I'll start. 178 00:09:50,619 --> 00:09:53,816 I am from a small fishing town in Maryland, 179 00:09:53,856 --> 00:09:56,256 horses are my favorite animal 180 00:09:56,292 --> 00:10:01,662 and I once made love with tennis great Pete Sampras. 181 00:10:02,131 --> 00:10:05,259 Pistol Pete? Damn, that's hot. 182 00:10:05,301 --> 00:10:07,098 No, see, Cole, that was the lie. 183 00:10:07,136 --> 00:10:09,627 My mom hooked up with Michael Chang. 184 00:10:09,672 --> 00:10:11,503 All right, look, let's just forget about the game. 185 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:14,100 Okay, my mom used to date Craig T. Nelson. 186 00:10:14,143 --> 00:10:16,202 Coach was almost my dad! 187 00:10:16,445 --> 00:10:20,438 Lucy, this is a waste of time. I'm taking over the group. 188 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:24,117 Oh, damn! A coup de Trang! 189 00:10:24,153 --> 00:10:27,816 All right, Lucy. Keep it together. Don't get crazy. 190 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,183 Lucy, what do you want? 191 00:10:31,227 --> 00:10:32,990 If Cox sees me with you, he's going to kill me. 192 00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:34,859 Please, I need your help. 193 00:10:34,897 --> 00:10:37,161 I was leading our group and they weren't listening 194 00:10:37,199 --> 00:10:38,962 and I felt it happening again. 195 00:10:39,602 --> 00:10:41,570 See, whenever I get into a position of power, 196 00:10:41,604 --> 00:10:43,595 something changes inside me. 197 00:10:43,873 --> 00:10:46,433 Look, the key to leading the group is Trang. 198 00:10:46,475 --> 00:10:50,309 You gotta get in that little bastard's face and you gotta let the crazy out. 199 00:10:50,346 --> 00:10:51,711 Do you want to see how I do it? 200 00:10:51,747 --> 00:10:55,274 You back the hell up right now or I will watch you die and I will laugh! 201 00:10:55,317 --> 00:10:56,375 Ha, ha, ha! 202 00:10:56,418 --> 00:10:58,283 See, it's easy. 203 00:11:02,224 --> 00:11:05,421 There's Drew. What an ass. 204 00:11:05,461 --> 00:11:07,656 Why don't you let me fix this? All right, I'm going to fix this. 205 00:11:07,696 --> 00:11:11,359 Hey, Drew, come. Come on. It's cool. 206 00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,935 - Hey, there, again. - Hey, how's it going. 207 00:11:15,004 --> 00:11:18,496 You guys. Come on. You're in love. 208 00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:21,408 You need to start talking. Let's get it going. 209 00:11:21,443 --> 00:11:23,707 Sorry to interrupt. 210 00:11:23,746 --> 00:11:26,544 Now, I understand Dr. Turk's naive impulse to get it going. 211 00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:29,016 He was raised on a diet of Western television and airport novels. 212 00:11:29,051 --> 00:11:31,576 But in many less developed parts of the world, 213 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:34,851 silence plays a crucial part of a couple's search 214 00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:37,154 for real, true emotional intimacy. 215 00:11:37,193 --> 00:11:39,286 I'm reminded of an old proverb 216 00:11:39,328 --> 00:11:42,422 from the Zambezi River Tribe, 217 00:11:42,464 --> 00:11:45,592 "Two hearts forged in silence grow into one." 218 00:11:46,468 --> 00:11:47,560 Mmm. 219 00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:50,062 - Your last tot beckons me. - Oh. 220 00:11:50,105 --> 00:11:52,835 - May I? - Dude. You... 221 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:55,537 You can't just take my last tot like that. 222 00:11:56,946 --> 00:11:59,506 What the... Oh, I get it. 223 00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:00,572 Dude starts speaking... 224 00:12:01,684 --> 00:12:03,584 And all of a sudden, everything's all good, huh? 225 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:05,814 It's all good now? 226 00:12:05,854 --> 00:12:09,017 Fine. I'm going to go get some more tots. 227 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,190 Lucy, have a seat. We're about to start. 228 00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:17,797 - What are you doing? - Staring into your soul. 229 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:22,827 Dominating your mind. I'm freaking your bean. See? 230 00:12:22,871 --> 00:12:25,533 I own that. That's my vacation home. 231 00:12:25,574 --> 00:12:29,340 I come up on the weekends when I feel like bringing the hurt. 232 00:12:30,913 --> 00:12:33,939 All right, people, let's start on Chapter 10. 233 00:12:37,019 --> 00:12:38,179 Uh-oh! 234 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:39,585 It's happening. 235 00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:45,556 - All right. We should really go. - Ignore the pagers. I'm in charge. 236 00:12:48,464 --> 00:12:52,332 Hey, you're right. You're absolutely right. Everything's fine. 237 00:12:55,904 --> 00:12:57,462 Yes! 238 00:12:58,173 --> 00:13:02,974 - What the hell happened to you guys? - Dude, it was awesome. 239 00:13:03,012 --> 00:13:06,175 Lucy beat the crap out of Trang. 240 00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:09,844 Best girl fight I've seen since I paid those two lady janitors to wrestle. 241 00:13:11,287 --> 00:13:13,278 What is that? You all hear that? 242 00:13:14,356 --> 00:13:15,846 Whoo! 243 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,651 Dip! Russell is breaking it down. 244 00:13:22,564 --> 00:13:23,690 Ha! 245 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:29,164 That was a real Maasai warrior dance. You got moves like that? 246 00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:31,633 That's not fair, now. I mean, everybody, of course, 247 00:13:31,674 --> 00:13:36,168 they hear the music, but not everybody hears the music. 248 00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:38,475 Are you... Yo. 249 00:13:39,481 --> 00:13:41,642 - Beatbox. - What? 250 00:13:41,684 --> 00:13:45,518 - Beatbox, son! - I guess I can try. 251 00:13:52,461 --> 00:13:54,258 Old school! 252 00:13:59,835 --> 00:14:04,966 No, keep it going! Keep it going! One leg. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 253 00:14:05,107 --> 00:14:07,166 No, no, I got this. I got this. 254 00:14:07,209 --> 00:14:09,643 No, don't pull me... I pulled it. I pulled it. I pulled it. 255 00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:11,168 - I pulled it... - What the hell was that? 256 00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:16,746 What are you talking about? A specific move or the entire program? 257 00:14:16,785 --> 00:14:20,312 - Do you respect yourself right now? - Oh, God, no. 258 00:14:20,356 --> 00:14:23,814 - Russell. Who's named Russell? - A ton of people. 259 00:14:24,393 --> 00:14:27,385 - But it's such a girly name, right? - No, not really. 260 00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:30,255 Would it hurt you to build up a brother? 261 00:14:30,299 --> 00:14:31,561 You know what, I don't need you. 262 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,625 I'm done with this dude bothering me. 263 00:14:33,802 --> 00:14:35,030 Oh! 264 00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:38,198 Hell can mean different things for different people. 265 00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:41,271 Whether it's being bested by a rival... 266 00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:44,577 How we feeling today, Irene? 267 00:14:44,613 --> 00:14:49,016 Did Dr. Vaughn tell you? I think I want him to do the surgery. 268 00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:52,854 - Oh, I didn't get a chance to tell him yet. - Russell. 269 00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:55,583 ...or being let down by a friend. 270 00:14:55,624 --> 00:14:58,024 I tried what you said with Trang and it didn't work. 271 00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:02,394 Look, after months of self-doubt, I have finally found my role here. 272 00:15:02,431 --> 00:15:06,595 I am a great Number Two. I'm Garfunkel, Drew. 273 00:15:07,102 --> 00:15:11,334 And I am okay with that, but I need you to be my Micky Dolenz. 274 00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:16,302 - That was the band, right? - Yeah. Dolenz and Garfunkel. 275 00:15:16,945 --> 00:15:20,881 Couldn't you just come back? Please. We need you. I need you. 276 00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,783 Lucy, I'm sorry, I just don't care. 277 00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:27,846 You need to put on your big-girl pants, suck it up and figure it out for yourself. 278 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,257 So, Drew had abandoned us, and that was fine, 279 00:15:44,302 --> 00:15:46,532 because I was finding my feet as a leader. 280 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:51,598 I was inspiring the group like my hero, the lesbian president from 24. 281 00:15:51,642 --> 00:15:56,545 Everybody get out! I'll do it myself. You're all useless. 282 00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:02,179 What? You don't need to worry about us, buddy boy. 283 00:16:02,219 --> 00:16:06,212 It's my house now, and it is all good in the hood, bro. 284 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,153 Uh... 285 00:16:12,196 --> 00:16:13,458 Russell? 286 00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:15,192 Why are you putting my name in the "Assist" column? 287 00:16:15,232 --> 00:16:17,792 Yes, yes, I picked you to help me with Irene's surgery. 288 00:16:17,835 --> 00:16:19,962 You know, I thought it'd be a real nice feather in your cap. 289 00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:22,871 - Way to go, man. - Oh! Way to go. 290 00:16:22,907 --> 00:16:26,775 Russell, listen, I don't need any more feathers in my cap, okay? 291 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:31,578 I've got a peacock back here. Major plumage! 292 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,640 I have so much that I could teach you, 293 00:16:33,684 --> 00:16:37,552 I mean, if you just open up your eyes and let me in, Turk. Let me in. 294 00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:39,515 I'm about to punch you in your mouth. 295 00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:42,151 Fine, but be fair warned. I trained with the Mossad, okay? 296 00:16:42,193 --> 00:16:43,922 I could kill you with a button off your jacket. 297 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,452 Really? Well, I train with LaMarcus down at the gym. 298 00:16:46,497 --> 00:16:49,625 And he was an NFL linebacker until he came out the closet. 299 00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:03,275 All right, I have two minutes. Here's what you should be doing. 300 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,647 Thank God you're back, Drew. Lucy is crazy. 301 00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:10,745 Trang, you haven't even begun to see crazy. You want to do this again? 302 00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:13,416 You feeling froggy? Then leap, son. 303 00:17:13,457 --> 00:17:16,915 Stop! All right, I'm not even supposed to be helping you, so listen up. 304 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:20,158 The key to diagnosing your case study is in Chapter... 305 00:17:20,197 --> 00:17:23,462 Drew. Outside. Now. 306 00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:30,302 - Wait, Drew, what chapter? - What book? They all have chapters! 307 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:34,838 You. Now, just exactly what in the hell were you doing in there? Come on. 308 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,004 Now, I gave you the keys to freedom, and you blew it. 309 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,148 Now, I'm going to stand here and watch as you march back into that hole 310 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:45,781 and tell those parasites that they have to do it on their own. 311 00:17:46,657 --> 00:17:49,592 You know what? I can't do that because I'm one of those parasites. 312 00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:51,254 In fact, I'm the king of the parasites. 313 00:17:51,295 --> 00:17:53,320 And whether you like it or not, they need me. 314 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:57,892 So, fail me if you want, but I'm going to go back in there, 315 00:17:57,935 --> 00:17:59,459 and I'm going to help my friends. 316 00:17:59,503 --> 00:18:03,837 Of course that is what you're going to do. 317 00:18:04,942 --> 00:18:07,934 You're like me, Number One. You can't help yourself. 318 00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:09,536 Son, you're a leader. 319 00:18:11,115 --> 00:18:12,377 You had this whole thing planned, didn't you? 320 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,384 You knew I wouldn't be able to stay away from them. 321 00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,147 Yes, indeed. 322 00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:18,052 A piece of advice, 323 00:18:18,656 --> 00:18:21,625 pick a leadership style and stick to it, 324 00:18:21,659 --> 00:18:26,392 but please avoid "aggressive shaming," because that's my bread and butter. 325 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:29,558 Yeah. I've seen your work. Very impressive. 326 00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:34,269 Thank you, that means a lot to me. 327 00:18:35,439 --> 00:18:37,236 Get... Go, go, go. Go. Go. 328 00:18:37,274 --> 00:18:40,209 This is embarrassing. 329 00:18:53,353 --> 00:18:55,480 Why you moping around like a tiny girl bitch? 330 00:18:55,588 --> 00:19:00,548 Wow. Can't you ever just be like, "Hi," or, even better, "What's up?" 331 00:19:01,194 --> 00:19:02,559 Sure. 332 00:19:02,595 --> 00:19:04,825 What's up, tiny girl bitch? 333 00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:07,128 So, you're too good to assist Russell now? 334 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,827 No, I am the Chief of Surgery. 335 00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:11,894 - I'm no one's secretary. - Secretary? 336 00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:14,702 He's asking you to help him with a tricky surgery. 337 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:19,109 Sir, do you just hang around waiting for conversations to weigh in on? 338 00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:23,206 Yeah. That and my judge shows get me through the day. 339 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:27,117 Now, look, good leaders don't care about their ego. 340 00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:29,144 If all you want to do is get massaged, 341 00:19:29,188 --> 00:19:33,420 I've got the number of a girl who will take you to the mountaintop. 342 00:19:33,893 --> 00:19:37,329 - God, you are a nasty, old man. - Thanks, dear. 343 00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,857 Turkleton, let me cut to the quick. 344 00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:44,063 Either you get into that surgery, pucker up and start kissing Russell's ass 345 00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:48,472 so he continues to raise giant sums of money for this hospital, 346 00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:51,739 which helps everyone, or you can continue to act like a... 347 00:19:51,778 --> 00:19:53,769 - What was that, dear? - Tiny girl bitch. 348 00:19:54,347 --> 00:19:57,407 That's right. Either way, it's your call, Chief. 349 00:19:57,884 --> 00:20:00,011 Sir, you're so happy you're not the chief anymore, aren't you? 350 00:20:00,453 --> 00:20:01,977 Every second. 351 00:20:06,259 --> 00:20:08,750 All right, we have five hours to finish this project. 352 00:20:08,795 --> 00:20:11,195 We'll start with the labs and move on to diagnosis. 353 00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:14,165 Wait, so what? You think you can just waltz back in here 354 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,498 after abandoning us and be the leader of our group again? 355 00:20:16,936 --> 00:20:19,564 - Yes. - Oh, thank God. 356 00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:23,374 Hey, yo, Drew, I am glad you are back, man. 357 00:20:23,409 --> 00:20:26,867 But I was thinking, before we start, we'd take a little break. 358 00:20:26,913 --> 00:20:29,780 Garfunkel, handle that. 359 00:20:29,816 --> 00:20:31,784 Yeah, you know what would be great, Cole? 360 00:20:31,818 --> 00:20:33,809 Is if you could go get us all some coffee. 361 00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:35,946 Hey, maybe you could take your wheelie shoes. 362 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:40,315 Oh, man, I'd love to, but some big guys took them. 363 00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:44,289 Oh, well, then, why don't you just root around for mints in my purse? 364 00:20:45,298 --> 00:20:48,529 Sometimes being a leader is knowing when to step up. 365 00:20:48,568 --> 00:20:50,468 It is important to mention and briefly discuss, 366 00:20:50,503 --> 00:20:52,494 the innervation of the pancreas... 367 00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:57,402 And sometimes being a leader is knowing when to step aside. 368 00:20:57,443 --> 00:21:03,109 Hey, Russell, if you still need a pair of hands, I'm here. 369 00:21:03,149 --> 00:21:04,411 Good for you, Christopher. 370 00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,281 You know, reminds me of an old anecdote 371 00:21:06,319 --> 00:21:08,879 - from my good friend Bono. - Could you just cut? 372 00:21:08,921 --> 00:21:10,821 He was just about to go on stage at Wimbledon. 373 00:21:10,857 --> 00:21:12,654 It was the first album. The crowd... 374 00:21:13,826 --> 00:21:16,226 Now that I guess we love each other, 375 00:21:16,262 --> 00:21:18,389 we should probably share all our weird secrets. 376 00:21:18,431 --> 00:21:20,797 All right, you go first. 377 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:24,701 I cry when I watch The Bachelor. I watch The Bachelor. 378 00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:29,163 - I lost my virginity to a sofa. - I like when ice skaters fall down. 379 00:21:29,509 --> 00:21:32,603 - Doesn't count, everybody likes that. - I like when children fall down. 380 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,477 - I love you. - Fine. 381 00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:39,848 I love you, too.